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Tuesday, December 12, 2000

Hahahahaha....oohhhhh my. And you know what the worst part is? A good friend of mine was involved with a few of them at different times.

Actually, I bet I'd hire them.

Thursday, December 7, 2000
Sally Alatalo

This is kind of fun. I assisted her for a semester with her artist book publishing company called Sara Ranchouse Press. I put together books. I pasted lots of stuff. I learned how to transfer images to press plates. (I think I did it wrong a couple times. I am sorry.) ANyway, she is awesome and lives in an awesome house, and artist books are great! And this is an unamusing entry. SORRY FOLKZ.

Thursday, December 7, 2000
Joseph Cornell

One of my favorite artists ever. I have a huge biography to read about him right now, called "Utopian Parkway". This will be read after next Friday, when I gradute FO REAL and am catapulted out into the real world. Ugh. Cry for me. PS: More and more and bunches.

Thursday, December 7, 2000
Ron Athey

Athey Athey Athey Athey Solar Anus. All in all, one very fucked up, yet bizarrely fascinating, dude.

Friday, November 17, 2000

I got this link from the page of the wonderful Miss Loobylu! But it is really killing my brain! I just spent 3 hours playing it with Sara Monster. (She is Yoshi. Click on it!!!!) It is very fun, but somehow it sucks you in for far too long. At least my knowledge of the English language comes in handy someplace!! (PS. Someone on it called me a "lateral thinker". Is that an insult?)

Sunday, November 5, 2000

A dip into the pitas universe from ol' Bulgy just to tell you to check out the Jotto website! He changed it!!! There is this fun thing that will take much time from your life! It is very good!

Wednesday, October 11, 2000


MY DREAM JOB!! I have found it. Take a look at this. The writers of these bios are true geniuses. Check out how they are all committed to bringing their culture to WOW. Also, this is a really goof profile. And this...This "jungle tarzan" loooooves Fosse!!!? And finally, the requisite pure evil butch lesbian.
Someone, please, if you're out there, agree to form a tag with me. We can be the Small Liberal Arts College Sistaz!!!! And beat people with our post-colonial theories and baggy corduroy trousers. HURRAH!!!!!!

Saturday, September 30, 2000
More Bulgy To Enjoy! (FRESH!)

If you are a fairly observant little internet-a-holic, you may be noticing just now that there is an extra link to the right of me! Click it why don't you! It is only a beginning right now, but I believe it will get better. You will surely get a better insight into my mind, and my poor poor artistical representational skills. More lame content for the web. Just what I always wanted!

Saturday, September 30, 2000
Geoff Farina

There is a new love in my life, and his name is Geoff Farina! He makes me weep tears of pure love every time he sings for me, through a little box called my stereo. I am however torn between him and Rainer Maria (the band not the poet, I unfortunately am uncultured!). I think I will choose Geoff though because all I have heard from Rainer Maria is the song "Breakfast of Champions" (download it as mp3 now courtesy of insound!) and while it is an utterly perfect song, who knows what else they have in store for me!! Geoff has a beautiful soul, or he would if we actually had souls and our brains weren't just masses of chemicals and molecular interactions! THAT'S RIGHT, WHEN YOU DIE, SIR, YOU JUST DIE!

P.S. I am a basket case.

Wednesday, September 13, 2000
Today's Special=Satan

Bulgy here. I am back at school where updating is easy and very likely due to my losing battle with procrastinitis! It's time for some antibiotics for that one! LOL!

Can I just mention at this point that I despise acronyms such as LOL? I think they make people sound like total asses. Similarly, I attempt to stay away from expressing actions while chatting online, such as something like "(scuttles over and smacks you with her mandibles)" or "*kisses the polyp in your left lung*". Again, it's very assifying.

Anyway, on with my link explanation. This page is brought to us by Ben Schumin. (More on Ben later.) Do you remember the show Today's Special on Nickelodeon during the 1980's? My sister and I sure do. When I was little, late at night, I used to hear Jeff's voice echoing through the house and in my head. It was scary as fuck. My sister, when she was in her early 20's and nearly dying of an unexplained liver disease, used to get high fevers and have horrific visions of these characters and their voices echoing and saying horrible, evil things. Anyone else? This show is the evilest ever!!!! And I'm serious!

Now on to Ben Schumin. I really don't have much to say beyond explore the website fully and you'll understand. I also have to put a link here to Ben Schumin's biggest fan. Or else things might get scary.

Sunday, August 6, 2000
Weird NJ: But it is not about me!

This website is the official website of the magazine Weird NJ. It is possibly the best NJ-based magazine ever. It only comes out twice a year, but every issue is about the legends, abandoned buildings/areas, ghosts, and other miscellaneous scary and strange things in NJ! Boy, this sounds like a really bad press release written by an illiterate 4 year old. IT IS GUD!! IT IS GUD!!! Also in the same vein of this website is Welcome to Hell, about a complex of abandoned buildings in Clifton, NJ. But be forewarned! It is full of subliminal Satanic messages and hidden links that may corrupt and terrify your pitiful little mind! AYYYEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Monday, July 3, 2000
Tobin Sprout

Bulgy? Updating? Are your tired, overworked eyes finally failing you?

Of course not, friend! On this 4th of July Eve, I have decided to link up my latest musical heartthrob. Actually, I have never seen this man. But he is Tobin Sprout of GBV fame (who I have, actually, never much listened to), and is wonderful! Not only does he have the cutest of names, but his music is heavenly! (How can you not love a song named "Angels Hang Their Socks on the Moon"?) Plus, he is also a terrific photo realist painter, with much artwork for sale on his website!! Yaay!